10. THE UNDERGROUND 16 December 2016

Crumb: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE UNDERGROUND!!

The web streaming pans about the capacity crowd of about one hundred or so people. Signs, banners, and posters are sprinkled throughout the crowd such as “GZW2K1 Is Really Gone?!”, “Have MERCY On Your Soul”, and “We Need A Hero!!”
Nelson: We are streaming live from the Underground Zero Trouble Trax located in Atlanta, Georgia!

The camera finally lands on the commentating table near ringside where The Stooges – Patrick Nelson, Todd Crumb, and Joshua Samson – are seated.

Suddenly ”Badass” by Saliva starts to play over the PA.

Samson: What in the hell is this about, Patticake?! I thought we were about to breakdown tonight’s The Undergound matches?

Nelson: Your guess is as good as mine, Samson.

Crumb: Oh a surprise! I love surprises!

Two large men walk out the double doors as they stare towards the ring. A man dressed in a black suit walks out and stands between the two monsters as he motions for them to start walking down to the ring.

Crumb: This is a surprise! Uh, who are they?

Nelson: Why do the large men look so familiar to me?

Samson: Well you have been hanging out with Crumbbum a lot lately after hours…

They climb up separate set of stairs and step over the top rope as they look back towards the ring as the man in the suit motions for a microphone as a stage hand runs up and hands him one. The two monsters stand in the middle of the ring as the man in the suit stands in front of them.

Man: My name is Alex Price and I’m the manager of the Pain Brothers. The two monsters standing behind me. The first one is The Equalizer Thomas Price and the other one is The Destroyer Sam Price. They are the most dominant tag team and we are issuing a challeneg to any of the other tag teams that is brave enough to step into the ring against this two monsters.

Nelson: Price, Price. Why is that so familiar?

The crowd starts to boo and you can hear mixtures of chants for the Outliers, Sons of Gold, Southern Xchange and The Heathens.

Alex: Thos are the worthless pieces of crap I’m talking about. The teams of Outliers, Sons of Gold, Southern Xchange and The Heathens could not last in the ring against the Pain Brothers. We are not here to make friends or have our names chanted by the fans. We are here to conquer everyone in the back as we leave a pile of bodies on the way. I will this simple and to the point we either have an opponent on the next show are we will attack anyone who gets in our way. Either way it does not matter to us since the outcome will be the same with someone left lying in a pool of their blood.

Crumb: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS ALEX PRICE AND THE PAIN BROTHERS PUT EVERYONE ON NOTICE?!?!

Samson: Probably, “those idiots don’t want any problems out of The Heathens!”

Suddenly “Bad Company” by FFDP played as Colton Storm and Zachary Ryan step through the double doors into the UGZ Trax.

Nelson: You had to think that if any team in Underground Zero was going to answer the challenge of Price and the Pain Brothers it would be Southern Xchange!

A Southern Xchange chant picks up as the duo stand at the door looking at the two men in the ring.

Ryan: I’m sorry but who the hell are you two again?

Alex Price raises the microphone to speak.

Storm: Oh I’m sorry you think we actually care what your name is? The fact that Zach or I even have to question what your name is should speak volumes. You actually think your names carry more weight than ours?

Ryan: You ask anyone you want from California to Japan and they know who the hell we are. We’ve shed blood in more countries than you two idiots can name. I’ve forgotten more about wrestling than either of you could ever know.

Storm: No one in this industry is better than the two of us. Not in singles matches and certainly not in tag team matches. WE are the measuring stick of this division.

Samson: Measuring stick?! That’s a hoot!

Nelson: And I take it The Heathens are, Samson?

Samson: You better believe it, Patticake!

The two men slowly head down the ramp towards the ring as The Pain Brothers push Alex behind them as they watch the two men walk down the aisle.

Ryan: You know that feeling in the pit of your stomach you’re feeling right now? That feeling that maybe you just bit off more than you can chew?

Storm: You’re right, you did.

Zachary and Colton slide into the ring as Thomas and Sam run over and stomp on the backs of the two men.

Crumb: IT’S GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW HERE ON THE UNDERGROUND!!

They don’t stay down long as Zachary rushes to his feet and drives a shoulder into Thomas midsection shoving him into the ring corner. Colton gets to his feet and throws a hard European uppercut to Sam rocking his head back. Colton shoves Sam into the opposite corner and throws several hard rights to his midsection.

Samson: So are we having an official tag team match between the DooDoo Stain Brothers and Southern Fried Chicken?

Nelson: I do not believe so, Samson.

The two men look at one another and nod as the Southern Xchange throw the Pain Brothers towards one another. They avoid the collision but connect with a pair of clotheslines that drop Zachary and Colton to the mat. Sam and Thomas are quick to capitalize but Colton and Storm scramble to their feet and start exchanging hard rights with the two men.

Crumb: It’s nothing but a fight going on in the ring now!

Officials flood the ring and pull the four men apart, a few catching wild right hands that knock them onto the mat.

Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!







Torres: The following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!!!

Samson: Now that the ring is cleared from the trash known as the DooDoo Stain Brothers and Southern Fried Chicken we can get to see a real tag team in action.

Slayer's “God Hates Us All” starts playing and the two Southern brothers, Eric and Dexter Calloway, walk out nodding their heads along. They make their way down to the ring, looking just as ready to party as they are to fight, which to them is almost the same thing anyway. They step into the ring, hooping and hollering, ready to go against whoever they have tonight.

Crumb: This can’t be good for these ladies...

Samson: Oh it could be VERY good for the ladies!

Nelson: How can you say that?

Samson: All the girlies love them some Heathens!

"Real World" by All American Rejects begins to play and Jazmin Davis appears at the top of the ramp. She tosses her arms up in the air, catching a positive reaction in return. Jaz smiles, the warm welcome seeming to grow on her. She begins to make her way down to the ring, stretching an arm out to slap hands with the fans as she passes. Trotting up the steps, she winks cockily to the crowd before climbing in to prepare for the match.

Nelson: The hometown favorite, Jazmin Davis, looks more than ready for this opportunity to strike a blow against the Samson Family.

Crumb: With Amanda Reynolds in the building it’s safe to say that some time tonight these two women will see each other and it’s going to be nothing but a fight!

Samson: Well I am working on getting a restraining order in place against that pyscho Jazzy. That little girl has completely lost it and is obsessed with Amanda.

Nelson: Really, Samson?

Samson: Damn skippy!

"Princess of China" by Coldplay and Rihanna fills the arena, and the crowd sings along with the "OHHHHH" as they await Sophia's arrival.

When the "OHHH" stops and the vocals start, Sophia emerges from behind the double doors. She walks to the ring, arms out wide and her head down and hidden under a silver hooded jacket. She looks focussed and determined as the crowd continue to join in on the "OHHHHH"s.

When she reaches the ring, she jumps up onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps over it. She lands in the ring and rolls into a crouched position, holding that pose for a few seconds before throwing back her hood and standing, spreading her arms out wide. She retreats to the corner and removes her jacket.

Nelson: You cannot seriously think either of these ladies wants to have anything to do with these guys!

Samson: Like I said, all the girls love them some Heathens!

Crumb: Please!

Sophia Wilson steps out to the outside as Jazmin moves in towards the center of the ring. Eric Calloway steps in, his partner Dexter Calloway stepping out as Sophia did.



Crumb: AND HERE WE GO!!!!

Eric and Jazmin lock-up and Eric takes a side headlock. He winks at the end and then steps back, slapping Jazmin on the bottom. Jazmin staggers a step, more shocked than anything else. Eric quickly grabs her from behind and runs her to the ropes for an O’Connor roll.

One…

Two…

TH…KICKOUT!

Both competitors pop up and Eric catches Jazmin with a drop toehold before leaning over to tag in Dexter. Eric releases his hold on Jazmin as Dexter drops an elbow. He rolls her over for the cover.

One…

Two…

TH…KICKOUT!

Dexter looks to roll her over and Jazmin goes with it, rolling into an inside cradle.

One…

Two…

T…REVERSAL!!!

One…

Two…

T…REVERSAL!!

One…

Two…

TH…KICKOUT!!!

Nelson: The Heathens are taking it to Davis and Wilson here.

Samson: And Eric gave Jazzy a little thrill too.

Crumb: You call that a thrill?

Samson: Hey, when it’s somebody like Eric Calloway, it’s always thrilling for the ladies!

Dexter gets Jazmin up and throws her into the Heathens’ corner. Eric grabs her from behind and Dexter steps up to give her a big chop across the chest.

Crowd: WOOOO!

Dexter tags in Eric and then starts to choke Jazmin against the turnbuckles. Referee Tobias Ulrich starts counting as Eric steps into the ring.

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Dexter releases her and steps out while Eric kicks Jaz in the stomach. Jazmin doubles over and Eric pulls her out for a quick sunset flip.

One…

Two…

THR…KICKOUT!!!

Jazmin sits up and clotheslines Eric. She goes to stand up and Dexter catches her with the lariat over the top rope. Jazmin goes down hard. Eric throws an arm over the top of her.

One…

Two…

THRE…HAND ON THE ROPES!!!

Crumb: WHAT CAN ERIC CALLOWAY BE THINKING AS JAZMIN DAVIS MANAGES TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE?!?!

Samson: Probably, “she’s just delaying the inevitable!”

Eric pulls up and goes for an O’Connor roll again.

One…

Two…

TH…KICKOUT!!!

Jazmin staggers up and Eric grabs her for a front facelock. He hooks her up and snaps off an implant DDT. He rolls her over and makes the cover.

One…

Two…

THRE…SOPHIA MAKES THE SAVE!!!

Nelson: Sophia Wilson with the timely save!

Samson: That dumb ass ref should throw this match out right now! Lil Fathead should be disqualified!

Crumb: Really, Joshua?!

Samson: Shaddup!

Dexter runs in and Sophia catches him coming in with her Silverstrike (buzzsaw kick). Dexter goes down hard before rolling out to the floor. Sophia hurries over to her corner and steps out.

Nelson: Wilson’s Silverstrike is one the most deadly kicks in wrestling today!

Samson: Are you high, Patticake?! I mean, it’s an alright kick but most deadly? You’re reaching.

Crumb: Speaking of reaching, is there in truth behind the rumor that you’ve been actively trying to recruit Sophia into the
Samson Family?

Samson: Mind your business, Crumbbum!

Eric drags Jazmin up and slaps her across the face. Jazmin staggers away and Eric goes for the O’Connor roll yet again. As they come up to the ropes, Jazmin ducks and Sophia jumps with her Silverstrike, nailing Eric over the top rope. This causes Eric to lose his grip on Jazmin and falls back into the ring while Jazmin is able to make the tag to Sophia.

Jazmin pops up and hits Jazzy Tunes (Contra Code)! She quickly rolls out of the way to her corner. Sophia hurries in and locks on her Silverlock (Omoplata crossface)!

Crumb: This could be it, guys!

Samson: Hold on, Eric! Hold on!

Eric tries to hold out but after a few minutes within the submission hold he can do nothing but tap out.
Nelson: They got him!

Samson: That was not fair! That was not fair!

Crumb: You think it was good for him too?

Samson: You… you shut up!

Torres: Here are your winners…..the team of Jazmin Davis and Sophia Wilson!!!

Almost immediately, Amanda Reynolds comes out of the crowd, jumps into the ring, and tackles the slightly hobbling Jazmin.

Crumb: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS AMANDA REYNOLDS HAS JUST TACKLED JAZMIN DAVIS?!?!

Amanda quickly rolls her over into the Last Respect (triangle choke) and Jazmin screams bloody murder.

Samson: Revenge is a beautiful thing! Jazzy wanted a piece of the Force of Nature…well she’s getting all of her!

Nelson: This is completely uncalled for!

Amanda cranks down on the hold but just as she starts to really lock it on, a young woman comes running in, steel chair in hand.

Samson: WHO IN THE HELL IS THIS?!

Crumb: It looks like it could be the twin sister of Jazmin!

Nelson: Well it is common knowledge that Jazmin Davis has only one sibling and that is her brother Stephon. This young lady here is the newest signee to Trouble Trax known by the name of Flower Pao Pao.

Flower dives in and blasts Amanda with the chair causing the Force of Nature to break the hold. The Heathens pull Amanda out of the ring as Flower stands guard over Jazmin’s body.




The shot opens up to one of the backstage corridors where current UGZ Crank Champion, Hunter Storms, is prepping for the main event match.

Nelson: There he is, folks, our Underground Zero Crank Champion and public enemy number one for the Samson Family.

Crumb: And also the target of one Vernon Vanderbilt.

In the midst of his stretching, his phone goes off. Instinctively, he picks it up and raises it to his ear.

Storms: Hello?

An inaudible voice responds through the mobile. He nods along with it.

Storms: I see, so your flight just arrived in Atlanta two days ago. Are you coming to the arena or are you already on your way?

More inaudible feed responds through the mobile.

Nelson: Who do you think he is talking to, Crumb?

Crumb: I don't know but I hope it's someone who can help take down the Samson Family though...

Storms leans up against the nearby wall as he casts his gaze down to the floor as the person on the other end is still talking.

Storms: Okay, I gotcha. Hopefully you can make it in time for the main event. Raab, Cross, and I are gonna need all the help and support we can get.

Click the end call, Storms picks up the Crank belt from a nearby table and exits out of the shot.







Samson: So what did I miss during the break?

Crumb: Oh, nothing much. Huh, Patrick?

Nelson: Yes, nothing much.

Crumb: Where were you anyway?

Samson: Minding my business but if you truly must know I was conferring with my clients before their main event victory!

Nelson: Well The Mongrel and The Samson Family have to actually wrestle in the match before you can possibly claim any victory, Samson.

Samson: And that line of thinking is why you’re still stuck behind this table with Crumbbum here.

Crumb: Hey!

Suddenly a video opens to with an anime-style short of a solitary house under darkened skies with a tornado looming. A man walks out of his house to see the twister in the distance but approaching fast. All around him thunder rolls and lightning strikes. It cuts to his panicked face for a few seconds, then goes back to the oncoming storm. Bolts of electricity rain down, and the scene emphasizes a pair of simultaneous vertical strikes that linger for a few seconds longer than they should before the scene fades out.

Samson: WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Crumb: I thought it was a Samson Family thing.

Samson: That had nothing to do with me and mine. What was that about, Patticake?

Nelson: I honestly have no idea, Samson, but I am sure that we will find out when the time is right. In the meantime, it is time for our main event match!




Torres: The following is the Underground main event! It is six-person tag team match that is scheduled for ONE FALL!

"No Rest For the Wicked" by Godsmack starts and a small boo goes through the crowd as The Mongrel enters the Trouble Trax. He looks straight ahead, and stalks to the ring, like a lion slowly but fluidly descending to its hunting grounds. He ignores the fans.

The lights go out, bathing Trouble Trax in darkness. As the siren goes off, red lights start flashing and Hellyeah’s “Startariot” starts up. Amanda Reynolds and Vernon Vanderbilt step through the sliding doors before walking towards the ring. They walk down the aisle, almost seemingly enjoying the scorn heaped on them by the onlooking crowd. Amanda and Vernon make their way to opposite corners. Both raise their arms triumphantly as the crowd continues to boo them harshly.

Nelson: I must admit, Samson, that you have quite the ensemble of competitors.

Samson: Why thank you, Patticake.

Nelson: So how close are you to signing The Mongrel into the family?

Samson: The Mongrel and the Samson Family are strictly associates at this time. We have his back, if needed, and he has ours. Point blank, period.

"Cold as Ice" by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the double doors just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands.

Torres: Introducing first from his team...he is The Iceman....KONRAAAADDDDD RAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raab high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.

Samson: I heard that Old Man Konnie has chickened out of Mongrel’s challenge for Supercard Three?

Crumb: I wouldn’t call it chickening out. He actually said he would have to really think about it.

Samson: So Konnie chickened out.

The lights around the arena go completely out as fans hold up lighters and cellphones to try and restore some light to the otherwise dark arena.



Those words are sung as "Invincible" by Adelitas Way starts to play around the arena. A lone spotlight hits the stage as red, white, and blue pyros shoot into the air.



As the music continues to play Alex Cross steps through the double doors and looks out over the crowd. The wrestling superstar slowly makes his way down the ramp as the crowd gives a loud reaction from the GZW2K1 faithful. He stops halfway down the ramp and looks out over the masses before heading the rest of the way down the ramp.

Torres: Introducing...a former GZW2K1 Intercontinental and W.C.E.K Television Champion.... ALEX CROSS!!!!!

Nelson: Alex Cross has grown as a wrestler right before our very eyes over the years. He has definitely attained the status of veteran within this sport.

Crumb: He most definitely has, Patrick. Though he has never held a World Championship he is one of the most accomplished and battle experienced wrestler in UGZ.

Samson: You. Two. Are. Delusional.

As the beat of "Leave It All Behind" by Cult to Follow plays,the lights dim down,as a figure walks out onto the center of the stage.



As the song intensifies and repeats the chorus again, the figure swiftly lifts their head up as the lights suddenly brighten up.

Torres: And their tag team partner...the reigning... and defending Underground Zero Crank Champion.... HUNTER STORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Storms takes a long look at the crowd, scanning it from side to side before shrugging and proceeding to walk down the ramp.



Reaching the bottom of the ramp, he takes another look at the crowd with that piercing stare as they loudly boo him.



He walks over to the steel steps and cracks his knuckles a few times at the base step before climbing up into the ring.



Upon entering the ring, he walks to the center of it and gives a slow cut throat gesture before backing up into his corner, waiting for the match to start.

Crumb: And here comes our Crank Champion!

Samson: You mean the short-sighted punk that is holding that championship title belt for my client “Mr. Mercy” Vernon Vanderbilt!

Nelson: So are we any closer to knowing when Vanderbilt will actually get a chance to win the Crank Championship from Storms?

Samson: Supercard Three, Patticake. Supercard Three.




Amanda steps into the ring to get things started for her team, Konrad Raab doing the same for his. Senior Referee Richard Dark looks at both wrestlers to make sure they are ready. Both nod as Senior Ref Dark then calls for the bell.

Crumb: HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost immediately, Amanda charges across the ring. She blasts Konrad in the mouth with a hard elbow shot and then a second, the impact of the blows nearly knocking Konrad down to the mat. Amanda shakes her head before dropping Konrad with a standing dropkick! Konrad tries to pull himself back up but can't do much before Amanda charges and hits him with a clothesline! Amanda turns around and looks at Alex Cross. She mouths something that seems to anger Alex quite a bit.

Nelson: Whatever Reynolds just said to Cross clearly rattled him!

Samson: It was probably something about Lady Itty Bitty. You know my girl Amanda has been craving Japanese lately.

Amanda then turns around to focus her attention on Konrad once again. Konrad leaps into the air and hits Amanda in the jaw with a spinning heel kick! Amanda bounces off of the ropes. She stumbles forward, Konrad leaps into the air and delivers a dropsault! He leaps into the air again and lands on Amanda with a double footstomp! Konrad then tags Alex Cross into the match.

Crumb: And here comes Alex!

Amanda pulls herself back up to her feet as Alex runs at her and delivers a clubbing blow! The impact sends Amanda bouncing off of the ropes a second time. Before he can do anything to Amanda, the Force of Nature steps forward and launches Alex over her head with a belly-to-belly suplex!

Samson: The greatest female wrestler in the sport today!

Alex tries to pull himself back up to his feet. Amanda charges at him and hits Alex with a knee shot, before pulling Alex in. She tries to get him into position for a butterfly suplex but Alex spins out of Amanda's grasp and instead charges, hitting Amanda with a superkick! The impact sends Amanda stumbling back to her corner of the ring, where Mongrel can tag himself into the match.

Nelson: The biggest and possibly most feared wrestler in Underground Zero has tagged himself in!

Alex notices and charges at Mongrel, only to have Mongrel step forward and send Alex to the mat with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!

Crowd: OOOHHHHH!!!!!!

Mongrel hooks the leg and covers.

One…

Two…

T…Alex kicks out!

Nelson: A near pin by The Mongrel!

Crumb: WHAT CAN THE MONGREL BE THINKING AS ALEX CROSS KICKS OUT?!?!

Samson: Probably, “nothing…nothing at all!”

Mongrel grabs Alex and tries to pull him back up to his feet. Mongrel hits Alex in the mouth with an elbow shot to send him staggering. Alex tries to recover. Mongrel bounces off of the ropes and tries to gain momentum--only to have Alex step forward and nail Mongrel with a European uppercut! Mongrel gets knocked to a knee from the impact.

Nelson: This is not the first time The Mongrel and Cross have faced off against each other. The two have engaged in a heated feud years ago in GroundZero Wrestling 2K1.

Alex tries to take advantage of the opening by grabbing Mongrel, though Mongrel responds by using his strength to shove Alex back into his corner of the ring. Mongrel keeps Alex against the turnbuckle with an elbow to the mouth. He then steps back to the middle of the ring so that he can get into position for a big splash.

Samson: It might not be the first time but after this splash it’s going to be the last time!

Before the near seven-footer can even start charging forward, Hunter Storms tags himself into the match! Mongrel begins running forward, but can't do much else before Hunter steps in front of him and catches Mongrel with a super kick!

Crumb: Mongrel DID NOT see that one coming!

Nelson: And it definitely hurt just a bit!

Mongrel falls to the mat as Hunter immediately begins to pound away on him in hopes of keeping Mongrel from making it back up to his feet. Mongrel nonetheless pulls himself back up to his feet, only to have the Crank Champion plant him right back on the mat with a bulldog! He rolls Mongrel over and covers.

One…

Two…

T…Amanda enters the ring and breaks up the count!

Samson: Thank goodness for Amanda! Way to be there, girl!

Crumb: If it wasn’t for Amanda this match would be over!

Before Amanda can do anything else, Alex steps into the ring and attacks her. Senior Referee Dark tries to regain control, but can't before the two tumble out of the ring and begin to brawl toward the back, the fans cheering them on the entire time!

Nelson: Alex Cross and Amanda Reynolds have fought their way out of the ring and into the backstage area!

Samson: This is some bullshit!

Crumb: So that just leaves us down to four people in this six person match.

Hunter Storms watches them for a moment before turning around and trying to line up Mongrel for a Quarrel Bomber (discus lariat)! Before he can connect, Mongrel steps forward and instead blasts Hunter with a big boot! Hunter crashes hard to the mat.

Samson: You know the real wrestling tragedy isn’t Man Munin never holding a World title, but the fact that Mongrel never has. As far as I can remember he was only ever given one shot at the GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Championship at that was a non-title match against Crybaby Sean Locke!

Mongrel slides out of the ring. Senior Ref Dark tries to warn him to get back into the ring. Hunter rolls out to the floor to try and meet him.

Nelson: This match has officially broken down!

Crumb: Did we really think it wasn’t going to?!

Mongrel pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it up before hitting Hunter with a throat thrust!

Nelson, Samson, and Crumb: OOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Hunter rolls back into the ring to recover and Mongrel follows him back in. He wraps a hand around Hunter's throat and smirks. But as Mongrel steps toward the ropes, Vernon tags himself into the match.

Nelson: It is nearly impossible for it to happen but it seems like everyone forgot that Vernon Vanderbilt was a part of this match! This is his first time getting involved!

Samson: It’s called strategy, Patticake! Why would the next UGZ Crank Champion just jump head first into this thing? That’s something idiotic that the current champ would do!

Mongrel turns toward Vernon and glares at him.

Crumb: I don’t think that Mongrel liked being tagged out…

Nelson: The Mongrel seemed dead set on trying to cause some chaos in this one and Vanderbilt...

Samson: Took better control of this match!

Vernon ignores Mongrel and grabs Hunter. He pounds away on Hunter to try and wear him down. Mongrel meanwhile turns his attention toward his current rival Konrad. Vernon tries to lift Hunter, but Hunter frees himself from Vernon's grasp. The Champ notices that Mongrel is still in the ring, charges at him, and jumps onto his back as Mongrel steps toward Konrad.

Crumb: Looks like Hunter literally can’t let go of what Mongrel has done!

Samson: Was that your attempt at a pun?!

Crumb: Well…uh…yeah…

Samson: Just stop.

Hunter tries to lock in a sleeperhold, but Mongrel flips Hunter off his back. Vernon notices what is going on and charges at Mongrel, hitting him and knocking Konrad hard onto the floor! Mongrel stumbles and then falls out to the floor as well.

Nelson: I am not sure if Vanderbilt purposely hit The Mongrel to knock him out of the ring or was he trying to use The Mongrel to knock Raab out of the ring?

Samson: When did you become such the conspiracy theorist, Patticake? Clearly Mr. Mercy was looking to knock Old Man Konnie out of the ring but Mongrel, being so huge, got in the way and was hit instead.

Crumb: Sure…

Samson: Shaddup!

Vernon turns around as Hunter tries to gain momentum for the Quarrel Bomber again! Vernon runs forward and hits him with The End of the End (running heart punch)!

Samson: “DOWN GOES, FRAZIER! DOWN GOES, FRAZIER!”

Hunter crumbles to the mat. Vernon covers.

One…

Two…

THREE!!

Torres: The winners of this match...the team of The Mongrel, Amanda Reynolds, and Vernon Vanderbilt!!!

Crumb: WHAT CAN KONRAD RAAB, ALEX CROSS, AND HUNTER STORMS BE THINKING AS THEY HAVE LOST TO THE MONGREL AND THE SAMSON FAMILY?!?!

Samson: Probably, “and the next Crank Champion picks up the CLEAN win for his team!”

Nelson: What a thrilling main event we have had here at Underground Zero’s The Underground!

Vernon steps out of the ring as Mongrel pulls himself back up to his feet. Vernon steps between Mongrel and Konrad Raab for a moment before turning and facing Mongrel. The two men glare at each other for a moment before Vernon turns around and heads toward the back.

Nelson: It looks as if there is some unspoken animosity between The Mongrel and Vanderbilt!

Samson: Oh, that’s nothing….Mongrel still has our back and we have his. As a matter of fact where in the hell is the post-match beatdown of Old Man Konnie, Man Munin, and Hunter I scheduled?!

Crumb: Hey, look at the Zero-Tron!

Suddenly the big screen shows what appears to be footage shot from an amateur camera. The one operating the camera walks backstage navigating a hallway until turning a corner showing the bodies of two men laid out on the ground. As the camera gets closer and features into focus, the two bodies can be recognized as Eric and Dexter Calloway, The Heathens!

Crumb: WHAT CAN THE SAMSON FAMILY BE THINKING AS THE HEATHENS HAVE BEEN LAID OUT BACKSTAGE?!?!

Samson: WHAT IN THE HELL?!

As the walking stops, the camera slowly pans about the men's bodies showing the carnage dealt and a woman's voice speaks...

Voice: These two men have now been taught, exactly what their family wrought. So much toughness they both brought, only to fall when we fought. I unleashed fury while they just cried, begging to make their pain subside. Continue, family, and lose your pride, the fate you have, I will decide. One by one, I'll see you fall. One by one, I'll destroy you all. One by one, away you'll crawl, until no longer will you stand tall!

Laughter is heard from the woman behind the camera, but nothing is seen of her. After laughing she delivers one final line.

Voice: Votre plan a échoué ce soir!

Her laughter continues as the big screen goes to static for a second then silence after it goes black.

Samson: WHAT IN THE HELL?! WHAT IN THE HELL?!