Post by Joshua Samson, ESQ on Dec 9, 2016 1:56:58 GMT -6
An official promotional video opens up to show a perfectly Armani black suited and immaculately groomed Joshua Samson, Esq. standing in front of a Samson Family banner backdrop. The Executive Representative is flanked by camo clad Eric and Dexter Calloway, known together as The Heathens.
Samson: Underground Zero, I present to you the baddest tag team on the face of the circular sphere that we call Earth. Of course they need no introduction because they have been busting the heads of Southern Fried Chicken since BEFORE both teams appeared within Trouble Trax. I speak of the Calloway brothers, Eric and Dexter.
Joshua looks to each side of himself acknowledging the brothers.
Samson: On December Sixteenth these two gentlemen, and I use the term hella loosely, get to step into the ring with two little girls that have overstepped the line of sanity by leaps and bounds….because Jazmin Davis and Sophia Wilson have to have lost their freakin' minds to want to step into the ring with the Samson Family's Heathens!
Samson: Jazmin wants to get on the airwaves and downplay the Samson Family as some third rate wrestling stable just because she sat on the lap of her daddy who told her stories of the "good old days." Well newsflash, Baby Britches, I was there during those days when your old man was getting his ass whooped by Chaos Theory, The Advocates, and Strife's Dungeon. So it only stands to reason that the brat kid of Ring of Honor Nathaniel Davis receives the same treatment as he did.
The color commentator straightens his tie displaying the vain attitude that has become part of his trademark persona.
Samson: You honestly think you're going to be "The One", Jazmin? You really think that Lil Fathead is going to have your back the entire stretch of this war…hell through the tag match? You'd be a moron if you think that Lil Fathead can be trusted. She is only out for one thing, just like her uncle always has been, and that is personal glory. Why do you think she hasn't even bothered mentioning this match? Why she hasn't even bothered mentioning you on Twitter? You better wake up and wake up quick, Jazmin, because at The Underground you're going to get a real dose of wrestling reality courtesy of The Heathens.
The promo closes to the image of a sneering Heathen duo and the arrogant smile of Joshua Samson.
The Heathens
Samson: Underground Zero, I present to you the baddest tag team on the face of the circular sphere that we call Earth. Of course they need no introduction because they have been busting the heads of Southern Fried Chicken since BEFORE both teams appeared within Trouble Trax. I speak of the Calloway brothers, Eric and Dexter.
Joshua looks to each side of himself acknowledging the brothers.
Samson: On December Sixteenth these two gentlemen, and I use the term hella loosely, get to step into the ring with two little girls that have overstepped the line of sanity by leaps and bounds….because Jazmin Davis and Sophia Wilson have to have lost their freakin' minds to want to step into the ring with the Samson Family's Heathens!
Samson: Jazmin wants to get on the airwaves and downplay the Samson Family as some third rate wrestling stable just because she sat on the lap of her daddy who told her stories of the "good old days." Well newsflash, Baby Britches, I was there during those days when your old man was getting his ass whooped by Chaos Theory, The Advocates, and Strife's Dungeon. So it only stands to reason that the brat kid of Ring of Honor Nathaniel Davis receives the same treatment as he did.
The color commentator straightens his tie displaying the vain attitude that has become part of his trademark persona.
Samson: You honestly think you're going to be "The One", Jazmin? You really think that Lil Fathead is going to have your back the entire stretch of this war…hell through the tag match? You'd be a moron if you think that Lil Fathead can be trusted. She is only out for one thing, just like her uncle always has been, and that is personal glory. Why do you think she hasn't even bothered mentioning this match? Why she hasn't even bothered mentioning you on Twitter? You better wake up and wake up quick, Jazmin, because at The Underground you're going to get a real dose of wrestling reality courtesy of The Heathens.
The promo closes to the image of a sneering Heathen duo and the arrogant smile of Joshua Samson.
The Heathens
