Post by Joshua Samson, ESQ on Dec 23, 2016 0:12:51 GMT -6
An official promotional video opens up to show a perfectly Armani black suited and immaculately groomed Joshua Samson, Esq. standing in front of a Samson Family banner backdrop. The Executive Representative is flanked by camo clad Eric and Dexter Calloway, known together as The Heathens.
Samson: So no one wants to step up and admit to knowing who this mysterious French talking skank is that attacked my Heathens for no reason whatsoever, huh? No one wants to take the glory of putting members of the Samson Family on their ass? Come on, UGZ, that doesn't sound like any of you at all.
The camera closes in on a tight shot of Joshua.
Samson: As a matter of fact it does sound like the cowardly roster that is employed by UGZ that isn't a part of the Samson Family. Instead of grabbing your nuts and screaming out "I did" you guys would rather tuck 'em and hide your head in the sand like….
Eric: Put the camera on me, mothafucka!
The older Heathen slaps the unseen camera lens to make it focus upon him.
Eric: Listen up, you unknown bitch! You think it's fucking cool to knock me and my brother out when we're not looking, huh? Well newsflash for you, bimbo, you didn't kill us and that means me and Dex have gotten back up and once we find you we're going to fucking murder your bitch ass! There is nowhere on the round green Earth that you'll be able to run to and hide.
The camera eye shifts over to the younger Heathen.
Dexter: That's right, you've signed your death warrant. You think we're just going to let you get away with that? No way, no how, little momma. You're as good as dead when we find you!
The promo closes to the image of a sneering Heathen duo and the arrogant smile of Joshua Samson.
The Heathens
Samson: So no one wants to step up and admit to knowing who this mysterious French talking skank is that attacked my Heathens for no reason whatsoever, huh? No one wants to take the glory of putting members of the Samson Family on their ass? Come on, UGZ, that doesn't sound like any of you at all.
The camera closes in on a tight shot of Joshua.
Samson: As a matter of fact it does sound like the cowardly roster that is employed by UGZ that isn't a part of the Samson Family. Instead of grabbing your nuts and screaming out "I did" you guys would rather tuck 'em and hide your head in the sand like….
Eric: Put the camera on me, mothafucka!
The older Heathen slaps the unseen camera lens to make it focus upon him.
Eric: Listen up, you unknown bitch! You think it's fucking cool to knock me and my brother out when we're not looking, huh? Well newsflash for you, bimbo, you didn't kill us and that means me and Dex have gotten back up and once we find you we're going to fucking murder your bitch ass! There is nowhere on the round green Earth that you'll be able to run to and hide.
The camera eye shifts over to the younger Heathen.
Dexter: That's right, you've signed your death warrant. You think we're just going to let you get away with that? No way, no how, little momma. You're as good as dead when we find you!
The promo closes to the image of a sneering Heathen duo and the arrogant smile of Joshua Samson.
The Heathens
