Post by The Mongrel on Feb 3, 2017 12:51:40 GMT -6
"Congratulations on the arrival of your child, Mister Raab. There is nothing more precious than new life. It seems that the New Year has bestowed upon you nothing but good tidings so far. A new grandchild, a new child, and a litany of high profile matches within the other companies you are employed to. On top of that, I have heard that you have rekindled the fractured relationship between yourself and your twin brother, Lord Raab."
The scarred bearded face of William Saint, better known as The Mongrel, appears upon the screen.
"There is nothing more important than family, Mister Raab. That is very commendable of you to be able to repair bonds that should never be broken. But it leads me to contemplate what your moral fiber actually consists of, Mister Raab? What man would have a long-lasting non-existent rapport with a shared seed? Of course, I cannot fathom an experience such as that as the dysfunction in my family has some boundaries. There is dysfunction but not dysfunction such as that."
"But I digress. My point I am trying to convey is that your moral fiber is what questionable, Mister Raab. How can I accept the acceptance of my challenge from a purported man that lacks any concrete thoughts of honor and loyalty?"
The camera pulls back to capture the enormity of the near seven-footer.
"How would you downplay the actions of your own flesh and blood simply because you feel morally superior to him? Simply because you believe that you are above hurting someone within the legal stipulations of a certain type of wrestling match that makes everyone else that does lower than you?"
"You, sir, are a hypocrite and I reject your acceptance. I no longer seek to do mortal combat with you for a second endeavor, Mister Raab. No, there is a different route that I need to journey upon and that path leads me to the other Raab."
The largest wrestler on the UGZ roster smiles a toothless smile, his gaze never leaving the camera eye.
"As vast as the wrestling world is, it is a very microscopic organism when it comes to the seven degrees of separation. So, Lord Raab, I am unsure whether or not you will see this promotional video but I am assured that word of this will make it to your ears. It is you that I wish to do battle with. It is you that has proven to be the better of the twin Raabs. It is you that I foresee that will allot me the thrill that I so strongly seek. It will be you, Lord Raab, that will have my full attention."
Fade.
The scarred bearded face of William Saint, better known as The Mongrel, appears upon the screen.
"There is nothing more important than family, Mister Raab. That is very commendable of you to be able to repair bonds that should never be broken. But it leads me to contemplate what your moral fiber actually consists of, Mister Raab? What man would have a long-lasting non-existent rapport with a shared seed? Of course, I cannot fathom an experience such as that as the dysfunction in my family has some boundaries. There is dysfunction but not dysfunction such as that."
"But I digress. My point I am trying to convey is that your moral fiber is what questionable, Mister Raab. How can I accept the acceptance of my challenge from a purported man that lacks any concrete thoughts of honor and loyalty?"
The camera pulls back to capture the enormity of the near seven-footer.
"How would you downplay the actions of your own flesh and blood simply because you feel morally superior to him? Simply because you believe that you are above hurting someone within the legal stipulations of a certain type of wrestling match that makes everyone else that does lower than you?"
"You, sir, are a hypocrite and I reject your acceptance. I no longer seek to do mortal combat with you for a second endeavor, Mister Raab. No, there is a different route that I need to journey upon and that path leads me to the other Raab."
The largest wrestler on the UGZ roster smiles a toothless smile, his gaze never leaving the camera eye.
"As vast as the wrestling world is, it is a very microscopic organism when it comes to the seven degrees of separation. So, Lord Raab, I am unsure whether or not you will see this promotional video but I am assured that word of this will make it to your ears. It is you that I wish to do battle with. It is you that has proven to be the better of the twin Raabs. It is you that I foresee that will allot me the thrill that I so strongly seek. It will be you, Lord Raab, that will have my full attention."
Fade.