Post by Joshua Samson, ESQ on Oct 22, 2016 16:45:18 GMT -6
"You think I give two long brown shits about Konnie and Chrissy Poo?!"
Sitting on a private jet high above the sky is Joshua Samson and UGZ interviewer Jason. Samson, wireless remote clipped to his collar, sips from the long stemmed champagne flute. Jason nervously peers down at the notes he has prepared.
Samson: That shit on Twitter is just Twitter talk….stuff to hype up the impending clash since Mongrel barely uses Twitter and Konnie doesn't know how to hype anything but lost matches. What grown ass man tries to kill himself because he lost a goddamn match?!
Samson shakes his head in utter disgust.
Samson: They don't make'em like Ring of Honor Icon Monarch anymore, huh? Naw….what I'm more concerned about is Man Munin and his two new girlfriends.
Jason: Girlfriends? Oh you mean Southern Xchange?
Samson: I meant his girlfriends, Jason! Damn it, don't interrupt me again or I'll toss your ass off this plane! I don't know who in the hell has told Man Munin that he can just barge his way back up into a company that exiled him for life?!
Jason: To be fair, Mister Samson, Alex Cross was exiled from GZW2K1. Now that GZW2K1 has ceased operations, Mister Cross is more than able to participant in UGZ.
Samson: Well, um, yeah I know that….but that's not even the point. The point is Man Munin needs to mind his own fuckin' business. What the Samson Family was doing to Sophia Wilson had nothing at all to do with him and his punk ass girlfriends. Fucking Man Munin and Southern Fried Chicken!
Samson takes a sip of the champagne before continuing.
Samson: You know at one time in the history of wrestling I was Man Munin's biggest fan. It was me that big upped this dude every show he was on in GZW2K1. Hell if it wasn't for me he wouldn't have been elevated to the level of main event that he's so used to! When the Command Suite of GZW2K1 didn't have any faith that Man Munin could carry the main event load it was ME that vouched for him. That punk owes me for his entire career.
Jason: That's putting a lot of it on you, Mister Samson. It seems as if you're taking away from the talent and drive that Mister Cross has exhibited throughout his time in professional wrestling.
Samson: Listen, Jason….what's your last name again?
Jason: It's…
The jet suddenly rocks causing Samson to nearly spill his drink.
Samson: …Nevermind. Listen…I'm not taking anything away from Man Munin. The upside is numerous when it comes to him but the downside is just as equal. Between his nosey ass attitude, alcoholism, and finally being completely pussy whipped he has never fully reached the potential everyone knew that he has.
Samson: Let's take his return at The Underground….he doesn't make a triumphant return as the prodigal son returning to the land as the sober conquering hero. He doesn't even return as the evil bastard looking to claim an iron fist rule. No, he only justifies his return because he couldn't stand by and witness someone getting jumped. Someone getting jumped?! What kind of bullshit is that?!
The executive representative sips from his drink again as he shakes his head in disgust.
Samson: That reasoning alone goes to show how and why Man Munin has and will never amount to a mega star in this business. The best thing he could possibly do right now is either retire completely or hope that I show him some mercy and sign him on as a client.
Jason: With the Samson Family already including Amanda Reynolds, John Champa, and The Heathens would you seriously consider adding Alex if the opportunity came up?
Samson: I'm a businessman, Jason, so of course if the right situation presented itself I would consider it. Under my guidance Man Munin would be unstoppable. But for right now, Man Munin doesn't have a chance of joining the most dominant family in the wrestling business.
Jason: I have heard that…
Samson: Let's pause for the cause, Jason. We can continue this podcast once I've drained the weasel.
Not allowing the young interviewer a chance to protest, Joshua gets up from his seat and makes his way toward the bathroom.
Jason…"Nevermind"
Sitting on a private jet high above the sky is Joshua Samson and UGZ interviewer Jason. Samson, wireless remote clipped to his collar, sips from the long stemmed champagne flute. Jason nervously peers down at the notes he has prepared.
Samson: That shit on Twitter is just Twitter talk….stuff to hype up the impending clash since Mongrel barely uses Twitter and Konnie doesn't know how to hype anything but lost matches. What grown ass man tries to kill himself because he lost a goddamn match?!
Samson shakes his head in utter disgust.
Samson: They don't make'em like Ring of Honor Icon Monarch anymore, huh? Naw….what I'm more concerned about is Man Munin and his two new girlfriends.
Jason: Girlfriends? Oh you mean Southern Xchange?
Samson: I meant his girlfriends, Jason! Damn it, don't interrupt me again or I'll toss your ass off this plane! I don't know who in the hell has told Man Munin that he can just barge his way back up into a company that exiled him for life?!
Jason: To be fair, Mister Samson, Alex Cross was exiled from GZW2K1. Now that GZW2K1 has ceased operations, Mister Cross is more than able to participant in UGZ.
Samson: Well, um, yeah I know that….but that's not even the point. The point is Man Munin needs to mind his own fuckin' business. What the Samson Family was doing to Sophia Wilson had nothing at all to do with him and his punk ass girlfriends. Fucking Man Munin and Southern Fried Chicken!
Samson takes a sip of the champagne before continuing.
Samson: You know at one time in the history of wrestling I was Man Munin's biggest fan. It was me that big upped this dude every show he was on in GZW2K1. Hell if it wasn't for me he wouldn't have been elevated to the level of main event that he's so used to! When the Command Suite of GZW2K1 didn't have any faith that Man Munin could carry the main event load it was ME that vouched for him. That punk owes me for his entire career.
Jason: That's putting a lot of it on you, Mister Samson. It seems as if you're taking away from the talent and drive that Mister Cross has exhibited throughout his time in professional wrestling.
Samson: Listen, Jason….what's your last name again?
Jason: It's…
The jet suddenly rocks causing Samson to nearly spill his drink.
Samson: …Nevermind. Listen…I'm not taking anything away from Man Munin. The upside is numerous when it comes to him but the downside is just as equal. Between his nosey ass attitude, alcoholism, and finally being completely pussy whipped he has never fully reached the potential everyone knew that he has.
Samson: Let's take his return at The Underground….he doesn't make a triumphant return as the prodigal son returning to the land as the sober conquering hero. He doesn't even return as the evil bastard looking to claim an iron fist rule. No, he only justifies his return because he couldn't stand by and witness someone getting jumped. Someone getting jumped?! What kind of bullshit is that?!
The executive representative sips from his drink again as he shakes his head in disgust.
Samson: That reasoning alone goes to show how and why Man Munin has and will never amount to a mega star in this business. The best thing he could possibly do right now is either retire completely or hope that I show him some mercy and sign him on as a client.
Jason: With the Samson Family already including Amanda Reynolds, John Champa, and The Heathens would you seriously consider adding Alex if the opportunity came up?
Samson: I'm a businessman, Jason, so of course if the right situation presented itself I would consider it. Under my guidance Man Munin would be unstoppable. But for right now, Man Munin doesn't have a chance of joining the most dominant family in the wrestling business.
Jason: I have heard that…
Samson: Let's pause for the cause, Jason. We can continue this podcast once I've drained the weasel.
Not allowing the young interviewer a chance to protest, Joshua gets up from his seat and makes his way toward the bathroom.
Jason…"Nevermind"
